cytronix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[the lord of the ring]

This sucked ass

This wasn't funny in any way at all. Just pathetic.

[um... a chicken]

Pathetic

This was hilarious. It is so pathetic and stupid that it makes you laugh at the author. I'm not very harsh, but this really is a piece of shit, and I think the author realizes it too.

[Grannie (Inc. Exp. Snd.)]

lame ass

This was fucking pathetic. It has no place on newgrounds.

[Mario Twins (official)]

I saw this before, and I remember it to this day.

I saw this a VERY long time ago. I still remember it to this day, and I saw it again. It is so funny. However, it's child humour. Sooooooo stupid, but awesome. This movie is famous, everywhere I go, people remember the name when I bring it up, then we talk about it for a moment or two. SO FUCKING FUNNY IT ROCKS YAY HOORAY ASS FUKKIN AWSUM!

[Big Gay Bubba]

ASS FUCKING HILARIOUS

THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!! You can't hear the white guy sometimes, but other than that, it's perfect. The wait for it to load is ABSOLOUTELY WORTH IT!!!!!

["From my Room"]

What the hell was that?

This wasn't funny at all, you think something is gonna happen, but it doesn't. Whatever.

[Toy Story Cinemargh]

Funny, but short.

This thing is really short, but it has jokes in three places, beginning, middle, and end.

[Destination Egg!]

This was pretty funny

It's a cheap laugh, but still worth it nonetheless.

[Balthor's Tales From Hell]

Funny

This was funny, maybe not HILARIOUS, cause I didn't crap my pants laughing, but it's definitely worth it.